"I'm tellin' ya babe, I've been tellin' Mack for years that we musta been basket babies.. y'know, like left on the door step or something? Shit like that still happened in the nineties," she replied, shaking her head with a weak smile. It was always easier to explain it away with silly possibilities than admit that they all genuinely just had bad parents.
"Or switched at the hospital, I've considered that too! Y'know I looked it up, they say like on average or whatever, twelve newborn kids go home from the hospital with the wrong folks daily.. like, think 'bout that!"